ALERT! This note could save your eyeballs from a gruesome demise!!
Summer is here and, of course, school is out. That means you won't be using your EYEBALLS as much. You will subject your delicate vision orbs to a life of sleeping late, TV drivel and Xbox games. Then you'll drag them outside into the 100F temperatures then attempt to drown them in the pool. Gasp! This type of summertime torture could cause your eyes to shrivel into tiny raisin-like blobs!! (Scientific fact...I saw it in an email chain letter!!) Save Your Eyes!! Earn the READING MERIT BADGE this summer!!
It's super-honkin' easy!.
Save an eyeball! Read a book! Get a merit badge! It's a win-win-win situation.
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